do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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