All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
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I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
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I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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