I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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