Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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