im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
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I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
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don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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