were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
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just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
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Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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