You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Dude, I just woke up on the floor of some random chick's floor with puke in my hair and a posted note on my forehead that said "It's over." Dude I wasn't even aware I was in a relationship...
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
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