That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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