The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
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Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
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I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
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