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(954): View more from Florida

Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.

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(954): Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay. http://tfl.nu/sog2

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.

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(412): girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid. http://tfl.nu/vm0r

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(860): View more from Connecticut

chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please

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(860): chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please http://tfl.nu/p1fk

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(806): View more from Texas

yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....

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(806): yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac.... http://tfl.nu/v8jl

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(651): View more from Minnesota

i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once

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(651): i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once http://tfl.nu/7d16

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(336): View more from North Carolina

While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.

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(336): While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus. http://tfl.nu/10to

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!

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(724): I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it! http://tfl.nu/y71c

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(402): View more from Nebraska

You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.

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(402): You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes. http://tfl.nu/0q3l

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?

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(918): did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat? http://tfl.nu/7nmi

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.

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(267): Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees. http://tfl.nu/ugpg

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out

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(780): I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out http://tfl.nu/rcah

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(859): View more from Kentucky

I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him

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(859): I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him http://tfl.nu/eehd

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(309): View more from Illinois

I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.

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(309): I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison. http://tfl.nu/fqll

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(727): View more from Florida

I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea

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(727): I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea http://tfl.nu/2xog

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(567): View more from Ohio

If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.

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(567): If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you. http://tfl.nu/fy7x

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