don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
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The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
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they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.