There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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