Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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