Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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