I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
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Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
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She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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