I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
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Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
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