She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
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The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
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Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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