Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
Randomize
