Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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