The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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