I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
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I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
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Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Randomize