I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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