It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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