Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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