Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
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Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
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Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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