fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
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