my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I'm always down for nudity.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
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