Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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