i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
Randomize
