I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
We got so high we made milksteak
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
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