I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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