Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
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