Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
Randomize
