the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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