Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
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