Don't make out with my wife yet
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
I party with great urgency now.
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