I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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