Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Randomize