My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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