the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
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