Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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