Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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