worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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