Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
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