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i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
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Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
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You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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