Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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