She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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