dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
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He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
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Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
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