i just found a plastic monkey in my sweatshirt pocket
Umm I had a plastic mermaid in my pants......
Really
You win
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
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