I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
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For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
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I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Is her dick bigger than yours?
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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