she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
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I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
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You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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