Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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