ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
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I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
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you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
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Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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