I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
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four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
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So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
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There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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