Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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