Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
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I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
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In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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