How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
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go home
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
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