VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
Randomize
