I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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