Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
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he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
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Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
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